No be small shege food vendors de see oh!
Sometime last week, this couple reached out to me that they want me to cater for their wedding, I was recommended by someone
They came for consultation and I asked how many people they were expecting and how many plates they want.
As the bride was about to answer, the groom quickly chipped in and said ‘at least they should have a taste of my food first, so they’ll be sure they weren’t making any mistakes
(In my mind, so I shull haf cook party jollof and keep for consultation okwaya 😏)
I reminded them that, they came based on recommendation and that if I wasn’t good, I won’t be recommended
The man said okay oh, oya how much for 150guest , I told him I charge per plate and a plate of rice and chicken is 2500
The couple started smiling, from smiles to chuckles, from chuckles to heavy laughter that I even got uncomfortable, you know that kind of laugh wey de woun*d soul 😖
After 15minutes of undiluted laugh, the groom said to his bride “baby let’s go eyeh, aunty Ikwo and her crew go give us better remix party jollof and we no go spend reach 50k” his wife nodded in agreement and they left my house
So I don turn comedian and I no know 🤔
imagine say I rush go give them tasting, on God they for vomit am
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