This Okafor’s Law I’m seeing everywhere…
Anyway, it’s no secret that a lot of people still have the hots for their ex but can’t do life with them for certain reasons.
Hence, before some get married, they make an ogbonge arrangement to knack their ex one last time secretly.
As they’re planning a wedding in Lokoja, they’re also planning to conclude an unfinished business with the ex in a motel at Aba.
And I heard through the grapevine that this ‘goodbye, till we meet again’ activity is often a long, emotionally aggressive and physically draining one, as the individuals involved give it everything they have.
Sometimes they forget to protect themselves because this last shokpori is supposed to be the wildest of all.
The grand finale.
After chopping and cleaning mouth with ex in the name of Okafor’s Law, belle fit enter.
Babe fit no know.
As she dey do Igba nkwu with her hubby Emeka, naso Okon su-perm go dey do e own igba nkwu with her egg.
9 months later, Emeka is very much unaware that somebody’s su-perm reached the finish line before his own.
But since na only mama dey know who get pikin, she go be like chei, e carry Okon head.
20 years later, Emeka may still not know.
You see ehn, the iniquity in the land is so high. So high.
Okafor’s Law And Unintended Consequences
