The people I will never understand on social media are those who don’t want to participate in its activities.
From year to year they’re watching everybody from the sidelines quietly.
No, they are not busy.
They are not celebrities.
They are not working in Shell.
They just see other social media users as beneath them.
Wait, it’s like you don’t gerrit.
Let me kowashiate more about these wierdos.
Such people imagine themselves to be on a pedestal, like up there.
They believe their hallowed presence should never grace anyone’s wall.
In their heads, their personalities are so superior that they needn’t stoop to participate in the mundaneness of these blue streets.
The rest of us who share our thoughts on our timelines and make endless connections are small, idle l0wlif£s.
There’s one guy I asked the other day, why do you always react to my posts in the DM instead of the comment section? Wetin dey work you?
He said he doesn’t want to be seen, that there’s how you will come out and comment, all these people will see you and just…
O na ako mmiri ukwa mmiri ukwa.
Person go just carry himself put where him no reach.
Like, there’ll be a stampede in the comment section because you appeared?
As Ikotun-Egbe Michael Jackson wey you be or wetin?
I told him not to near my DM again.
And that’s the thing with these peeping Toms – they ACTIVELY read every single thing displayed on people’s timelines from under a rock.
Once it’s their birthday they’ll crawl out like monitor lizards to be celebrated.
If you’re that man or woman get over yourself.
Get your head out of your azz.
Such self-aggrandisement.
I don’t see the point of downloading a social app and then receding into a self-imposed ivory tower, where you don’t engage with anyone or anything. It’s like attending a party, standing in a corner, and refusing to talk to anyone.
And you better not make excuses for this mental disorder, because I will land somebody hot shlaaap.
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