HOW TO SURVIVE IN ABUJA!!!
- Have money 💰
- Know people that have money and connection 🤝
- Know the differences between Galadima/Galadimawa. Gwagwa/Gwagwalada. Airport rd/Airport junction. Iddo/Idu. Jabi/Jahi etc. 🚗
- Don’t fall in love
5.Just know that Wuse Zone 2 and Wuse 2 are different & never ever use Google map to Trek a 5min distance on your phone. Body go tell you🚶
- Avoid Gwarimpa girls. Very important
- Apo Nepa/Apo Bridge/ Apo Resettlement & Apo Mechanic , make sure you know the difference
- Meanwhile if you don’t know the difference btw berger and lugbe berger, Nyanya and new Nyanya your name na OYO, survival go dey far far away from you
- Each direction you are going to have a sign language that the cab drivers understands perfectly eg area 1☝ area 10 🙏 etc. No worry no be person go teach you
10.And not everybody that says they’re based in Abuja actually stay in Abuja..Some na Suleja, Tafa, Dakwa.. they’re all in Niger state. And also coming from Abuja once you pass nyanya you are in Nasarawa state.
- Never head to Nyanya/Mararaba at 5pm, you will sleep for road
- Apo dutse and dutse alhaji know the difference
- Anybody that tells you he/she is living at maitama extension just know that is Mpape.
- Kubwa and zuba are two different places.
- Mabushi has beautiful houses and estates don’t think it is only the ghetto
- Lastly Take number 4 & 6 seriously
