Rema’s Coachella outing was a huge embarrassment.
Naija be steady rubbing portii on our faces.
The world is celebrating Missy Elliot’s level of creativity at Coachella, how she came out on stage as a car, transforming into herself.
A 50-something year old rapper gave one of the dopest performances that Gen-z’s have ever seen.
The world is talking about Megan The Stallion’s stage presence and tight choreography.
The microphone glitches she encountered didn’t k!ll her vibe, as her energy was high.
It got to Rema’s turn.
His DJ and band quickly took the stage.
The crowd waited for Don Jazzy’s last born to show up.
His first invitation to the one of the biggest music festivals.
5, 10 minutes passed and Rema was nowhere to be found.
Those who went to piss, went and came back to meet at empty stage.
Those who rushed outside to buy gala and La Casera, went and came back to meet Mr DJ.
The DJ tried to get everyone pumped up while announcing “Rema’s about to take the stage!”
Still, no show.
He walked in 30 minutes after the scheduled start, with the DJ saying “Are you ready? If you’re ready for Rema, make some mother’ noise!”
Imagine the audience rolling their eyes.
To worsen matters, he appeared to be lip-syncing during the lacklustre performance. That nonsense they do in Naija.
One minute he’s pausing to take water break like a chairman.
Next minute he’s looking confused and making the band restart a song.
It was supposed to be a 45 minutes set, but it ended up being a 15-minute disaster.
Think of those who missed their shifts at McDonalds and Walmart to come and dance to ‘Dumebi’.
Well, he’s being listed among the worst Coachella performers so far. And it’s not a good look for us.
No, this isn’t the time to stan.
It’s a moment of shame.
Bigger stars prepare for Coachella as if it’s the Olympics, making sure the production, songs delivery, outfit and technical aspect are on point.
But you know say our things dey always go left left.
Osheba Osheba Osheba.
BTV reporting
