I no come port Harcourt come count flyover
~ Nigerian guy narrates his experience at Coldstone, Port Harcourt
So, I was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something. Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall, dark, big yansh, fresh skin plus fine face).
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all…
She asked where I stay I told her and she said her’s is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride. I told her okay it’s cool.
Initially, she came for one cup, maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups.
Omo, when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So, me and her come go outside, so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride, she say no say she’s not cancelling again that I should leave it. I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom.
The girl go say she jam guy wey sabi today, make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I no come port Harcourt come count flyover.
