Many of my female friends from their review of this viral movie desire an Odogwu that will come and sweep them off their feet and who has an unlimited amount of money to spend on them.
They also want an Odogwu who buys a building just to get their number.
A very valid wild fantasy to have, but I’m here to tell you that the Odogwu in this viral movie is less than 1% of our total population, and they are scarce to come by.
I hate to be the one breaking this news, but a wise man once said:
“At some point, we will have to understand that the economy is not minting enough rich men for the number of people that want them, sha… Something will have to give.”
So, my darling, after building a castle in the air, imagining what is not possible, please pick up your phone and respond to Emeka, who is living in a one-bedroom flat in Yaba. When are you coming over to see me? WhatsApp text.
And please, make sure you spend this weekend in his one-bedroom flat.
This is more important to our civilization than a make-believe movie that is not real.
