16 funny Jokes that will make you laugh the more
- Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
- I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
- The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
- You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
- I’m jealous of people that don’t know you!
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
- You’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
- If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
- You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
- Brains aren’t everything. In your case they’re nothing.
- I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
- I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
- Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
- Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
- Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
- You, sir, are an oxygen thief!