Aboard an Air-France flight to France, I got pressed and went to the restroom. Actually all through my local flights, I never used the restroom of an aircraft. I always ensure to ease myself before flying. But this was a 6hrs flight so i got pressed after about 4hrs.
I joined the long queue waiting to use the restroom and when it was my turn, I got inside. When I was done “shitting” that was when I realized i dont know how to flush. Oritse!.
I couldn’t find the handle or push button to flush🙄.
I was scared not to pull the wrong button make Exit door no go open, then breeze carry me comot from the plane oh. This was at about 3am in the night. Before I went to the restroom, from my seat screen while watching the trajectory of the flight, I could see we were over the Ocean. I thought of what could happen if I mistakenly open an Exit door and I got blown away into the ocean.
I guess I was taking too long because an Hostess had to knock and asked if I was ok? I said yes. I was too shy to explain to her because other passengers were waiting outside. I had to maintain my steeze.
I kept looking around to find the button to flush, oops then I realized that I dont even know where to get Water to wash or where to get tissue to clean up. Normally I feel people wen dey use tissue, their yansh no dey clean well😂. But there I was stuck and willing to find anything, I mean anything that was provided for such.
In my head I was like Who send me na..God!. I for just bear am oh😒
Then I sighted the tissue in one hidden corner I said ok. Good… one problem solved. But how do I discard it? I dont know if it is safe to put it in the toilet because I cant find water to flush. I dont want to put it then dem go say i don block the toilet system. One mind said I should put the tissue in my pocket. But no na..How can I put tissue I used to Cleanup in my pocket?🧐. I saw some buttons but was scared which could be to flush or Exit. I slowly pressed one button and I heard a sound that seems like Air forcefully passing through a Tunnel. Then my “Shit” disappeared. Wow! I was happy. Then somehow I saw the Bin at one opening. As I sat back on my seat with my headphone on,I kept wondering where did the Shit disappeared to? Is there a septic tank or it flew into the thin air? .
