I can date you but cannot marry someone like you

There is nothing I won’t see in this life. I have really suffered. I swear.
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So while I was epping this Onku to edit his smelling work, the idiot looked at me finish,  and said; “Ayo, I would love to date you. I know It would be fun, but I can’t  marry someone like  you. “😂😂
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I was thrown off balance. Hian! What level of burn is this? You want to date me but you can’t marry me?  Aiye o le to yen na. 😢😢😢
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When I demanded an explanation for his mind blowing statement  , I couldn’t believe my ears.
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Onku explained  to me that he won’t marry any fine girl. Let alone someone like me, who has  allowed her to beauty get into her head.
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According to him, fine girls like me who know too much, will never make good wives, because we will never be submissive, and  would always want to rank shoulders with our husbands.
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“So…what’s your spec like? ” I asked out of curiosity.
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“The ugly girls, especially those ones who are not too bright upstairs . …” he replied.
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Eh… Ehn! Chineke Napukwa Ekwensu Ike ! 😱This is actually my first time of hearing this kain dust o. Oga isi gini??  Inukwa! 😂😂
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“An ugly girl would worship me, because she will always see her marriage to a fine guy like me,  as a miracle. She would never nurse the thought of doing shakara.
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And  anyday she tries to rebel against me, I would remind her that she’s ugly, and I  did her a huge favor by marrying her.
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“Secondly, if my wife is ugly, I  would never have trust issues where she’s concerned. Men will not be interested in her. They won’t chase her upandan. They won’t promise her cars and money, I would have peace of mind  in my marriage. “
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“Thirdly,  if my wife is ugly and not too intelligent , she would always see my decisions  as final.  She would never question my intelligence on critical issues.  No argument.  Abeg, I no get strength for you and  your too much sense. ” He noted.
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😂😂😂. Waawu!!! 👏👏👏👏 such wisdom!  ” so in other words, you prefer an ugly airhead, because you want to use her to be shining upandan? You want her to be massaging that your ego that is already on life support abi?  You’re even selfish. You didn’t even think of your children fa! Issorite. “😂.
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Uncle laughed and told me his handsomeness will help his kids. I smiled and got back to my work.
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Then the devil used him…
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“But Ayo,  you don’t  look stubborn to me o. Just see the way you’re helping me edit this thing. I like intelligent  girls.  Seriously I would like to go out with you. I may marry you sha. But I have to date you  for a very long time,  to be sure you’re not pretending. You know you girls of nowadays.”
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I kept quiet. Suddenly, I felt a hand rub my back.
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“Ayo, seriously, forget all this nonsense I’ve been saying o. I actually dressed up in this fine attire because I wanted us to hang out together. You no dey feel my cloth?  He asked.
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“No. It’s ugly. Why don’t you go home and slip into something more  suitable for your kind of person? ” I replied with clinical disinterestedness.
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He laughed. This time like an old sorcerer. “Do You know how much I bought these clothes?  You see why I said fine women are troublesome?
Okay, let me hurry home. But what exactly would you want me to slip into?  He asked again.
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“Please slip into a coma” I said.
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Then I got up and started arranging my stuffs to leave.
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Onku started again. “Ah! An! Finish the work for me na.  You just dey vex anyhow. This is what I was complaining about. Fine girls too much shakara! Abeg na. He kept on begging.
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When I was certain I had packed every single thing that belonged to me in that room,  I turned back to the system and punched ctrl+ Z.  Everything reset shaperly! .😂😂😂😂.
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Onku was mad.  There was nothing he didn’t say. He was also frustrated. He has wasted his time for nothing.
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Wetin concern me? 😂😂😂 He should get his probably  wrinkled  and toothless ugly bimbo of a future wife, to help him out. I don’t actually do freebies for people who reason anticlockwise.
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Nonsense and Kati kati! 😬😬😬

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